I'm quite new to the whole kixtart thing... but am quite impressed.. as it makes 95/98 boxes useable... here's my question:

if not exist("C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\Office\MSACCESS.EXE")
copy "c:\sometextfile.txt" "\\server\share\%USERNAME%.txt"
endif

very simple.. but the %USERNAME% doesn't work on 95/98... can i use something else? any ideas?