Glenn....you magnificent bastard!!!
I believe the term around here is "Basta" 
Ok, I challenged myself and fixed it.
Sweet!
Now I can tell you that I have a utility that collects this information from key servers every evening, and emails a healthcheck report to various admins each morning. It's more comprehensive than this, but based on the same UDF (and many others, too). I've extended my script to also report on scheduled tasks, key services, & missing critical hotfixes. It also scans the event logs and summarizes warning/error events so you don't have to review dozens or hundreds of servers to be alerted of problems.
Glenn
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Actually I
am a Rocket Scientist!
