#167033 - 2006-09-07 09:08 PM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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NTDOC
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Loc: CA
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Congrats you old sheep herder. Soon to be cracking 50 
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#167038 - 2006-09-07 11:45 PM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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Benny69
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Registered: 2003-10-29
Posts: 1036
Loc: Lincoln, Ne
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Happy Birthday Shawn,
A Poem For Those Over 40
A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead.
Copyright; Author Unknown
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#167039 - 2006-09-08 12:03 AM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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Les
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Registered: 2001-06-11
Posts: 12734
Loc: fortfrances.on.ca
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#167041 - 2006-09-08 10:31 AM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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Arend_
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Registered: 2005-01-17
Posts: 1896
Loc: Hilversum, The Netherlands
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Eventhough a day late, happy belated b-day Shawn 
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#167042 - 2006-09-08 11:09 AM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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Björn
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Registered: 2005-12-07
Posts: 953
Loc: Stockholm, Sweden.
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Ya, happy late-day Shawn ! 
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#167043 - 2006-09-08 02:01 PM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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masken
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Registered: 2000-11-27
Posts: 1222
Loc: Gothenburg, Sweden
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happy birthday m8!
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#167044 - 2006-09-08 02:32 PM
Re: Happy Birthday: Shawn
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Chris S.
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Registered: 2002-03-18
Posts: 2368
Loc: Earth
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Quote:
You spelled ewe (pronounced "you") wrong.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ewe
Sorry. My baaahhhd.
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