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Temperatures in finland and elsewhere...

What finns do compared to inhabitants of other countries when it comes to low temperatures:

+15 °C:
Spanish folks use hats, claws and winter jackets.
Finns path in the sun.

+10 °C:
French try to, without success, to turn on the central heating.
Finns grow flowers in the garden.

+5 °C:
Italian cars fail to start.
Finns cruice in cabriolet.

0 °C:
Clean water freeses.
The water in Aurajoki thickens a bit.

-5 °C:
In california, first deads, cost by dead are recorded.
Finns are ending their mid-summer party.

-10 °C :
scotch turn on the heating in their home.
Finns start to use long sleeved shirts.

-20 °C :
Swedes stay inside.
Finns barbeque the last sausages before winter.

-30 °C :
Half of greece freezes to dead.
Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.

-40 °C :
Fake santas move to south.
Finnish army cancels winter rehearsal because of too warm weather.

-50 °C :
Dansk teeth don't hold in their mouth.
Finns rent movies and stay inside.

-60 °C :
Polabears evacuate the northern pole.
Finnish army starts the winter rehearsal.

-70 °C :
Siperians move to moscow.
Finns get mad as they can't no longer store Koskenkova-spirits outdoors.

-273 °C :
Absolute zero.
Finns mutter:
"bloody hell, it's cold outside!"

-300 °C :
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the eurovision.

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