Has anyone ever worked with Java before? I think it's jacked up...

I've tried many things but can't even get the file version to redirect into ANYTHING!!! Can someone please advise??

Here's what I've tried:

Code:
$result = GetFileVersion(%systemroot% + "\system32\java.exe")
?$result


Returns Nothing
Code:
shell %comspec% /c "java -fullversion >> c:\test.txt"


creates "test.txt" on the root of my C drive but no information in it.

Even just trying it from the command line yielded nothing. Does anyone know how to get the java.exe file version information from KiX?