M_Kiewitz, would you mind posting the value of .Translated from the machine that is not working right?

As a side note, I did quite a bit of testing with the original code of the Memory() udf, and one of the things the other members found was that you had use Doubles in your math, or you would run into calculation problems once you passed 2 GBs of RAM. The last I heard, the Memory UDF was fixed, and no longer had this limititation.